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Chat/Quote #14 +(125)-
Arayu|Away: Technically couldn't you call 2G an "untranslated demo"?
thraadash: hahahahahaha
Jask: If they have to use 2G in the display, they must not be very far in translating
zenkuso: true, but the english version unite is gonna have less blood! woot :(
thraadash: A better than the original, demo.
Arayu|Away: Yeah...
thraadash: Or, they might be waiting for us.
thraadash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Chat/Quote #93 +(125)-
Seamus: What? The ONLY way to unlock Hawkeye is to register for online stat tracking with Gamespy...
ZackVixACD: what? you get Hawkeye from completing G-level training
Kogath: -_-
Seamus: ...
***Kogath smacks Zack
Seamus: Seriously, Zack...
Yagami_Riato: lol@zack
Chat/Quote #272 +(123)-
RedWolfen: Mr Melynx came and he was all "Imma rob joo" and Blos is leik imma liek own joo while yous all WTF"
Chat/Quote #71 +(116)-
—› nick: (Joshua[away]) is now known as (Joshua)
(ZackVixACD) hey Joshua
(ZackVixACD) >=( I don't care if you are a staff! You are here, YOU TALK ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER
(ZackVixACD) OR I personally ban you!
• ZackVixACD sets mode +b on Joshua and Joshua alone
(Joshua) lol
(ZackVixACD) Ah! there you are :P You talked
(Joshua) its a miracle!
(TheSeraph) omfg
(TheSeraph) joshua speaks
(Seamus) Holy crap.
(Seamus) He actually typed something.
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(ZackVixACD) man, I gotta save that apparition of Joshua
(ZackVixACD) do you think it is worthy of being quoted?
(Joshua) of course im worthy to be quoted!
(ZackVixACD) :O
Chat/Quote #57 +(113)-
Jask: Haha! I just broke Monoblos's horn just as he pulled out.
Ghostcat that's what she said!
Chat/Quote #3 +(113)-
<Drago>: G Chameleos got owned.
<Drago>: that one was FUCKING HUGE
<aegilnet>:thats what she said!
Chat/Quote #20 +(110)-
Jask: They screwed up some of the item and weapon names.
wapaloola: the guy at capcom who told Nall about the London gathering actually apologized to him for the names xD
Chat/Quote #26 +(101)-
Such a friendly, good-natured, well-meaning idiot. There was just something so heartwarming and
uplifting about his stupidity sometimes, like... like you knew that if things went wrong, he'd be the
first one to screw up and get killed, and not you
Chat/Quote #58 +(98)-
Goemar: Nope, being an asshole doesn't make you a different species or sub-species, just makes you an asshole. Damn Devilblos.
Chat/Quote #227 +(96)-
<FoxInABox>: haha, garuga hit me with 3 poison spin in a row x3 .. so fail ..
<Mckrongs>: Fucking hell yeah.
<Mckrongs>: you call that fail?
<Mckrongs>: Try being an admin
<Mckrongs>: then losing to 2 Gendromes
<Mckrongs>: DX
Chat/Quote #268 +(91)-
Anon: >go up to hug tiny khezu
Anon: >khezu hugs back, with electricity
Chat/Quote #182 +(91)-
tigrexXx [[email protected]] entered the room.
<ZackVixACD>: Tigrex pron is here
tigrexXx: fuck u zack
***tigrexXx punch zack head
***ZackVixACD enters Rage mode
<tigrexXx>: haha..
***ZackVixACD one-hit-kos tigrexXx
<tigrexXx>: just kidding mah zack..
<ZackVixACD>: too late, you just failed the quest
<ZackVixACD>: supply items have already been returned
<ZackVixACD>: (even though you didn't have any)
<tigrexXx>: haha...funny la u..huhuh
<ZackVixACD>: yeah and you also got 0 guild point!
***tigrexXx ouchhhh
Chat/Quote #105 +(90)-
<Iris>: no it was about monster hunter, a dumbass didn't have the sense to put away his fucking sword,
<Iris>: or to realize that he could climb small cliffs, and got stuck in the first two areas because he was a retard and stopped playing it
<Iris>: he didn't think they slash button could climb because he didnt even know to put away his fucking sword first
Chat/Quote #315 +(89)-
6:53 PM Yuracchi everyone loves it when I para but when i accidentally upswing them, noooo, im suddenly an idiot
6:53 PM SourKush ^
6:53 PM SourKush Lol
Chat/Quote #233 +(87)-
Mckrongs: any regulation/banned words here before I continue talking around here? ouo
KidImposter: unite names are banned
Chat/Quote #334 +(87)-
There is no more humbling feeling than being HR9 with almost 700 hours in-game and still forgetting your cool drinks and well-done steaks like a noob.
I speak from experience.
Chat/Quote #235 +(86)-
Chameleos: Khezu is not a penis, he is simply a blind veiny slimy lo- ok, he MIGHT be a penis, but I don't think he ejaculates form his mo- oh wait...
Chat/Quote #271 +(84)-
RedWolfen Bleh.. I'd rather kill Mono now
RedWolfen I want to kill KD but nooooo it just had to vanish DX
RedWolfen It's one of the Village Elder quests
Daora KD?
Daora Oh wait.
Daora SHIT
Daora flies off
Chat/Quote #10 +(81)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.
Chat/Quote #154 +(81)-
Corona: "Kushala Daora's anagram name is AHA! A DARK SOUL"
nai: Red Fatalis's anagram name is IDEAL FARTS
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