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Chat/Quote #60 +(39)-
thraadash: We should all sell our PSPs and concentrate on.....
ZackVixACD: buttsex?

Chat/Quote #69 +(39)-
Mizu[RftL]: Hopefully I won't think a Lao can dig again..

Chat/Quote #104 +(38)-
<Sev>: I didn't read what he said, but was fata killer asking about fatas?
<Mr_Popo>: yeah, he was
<Sev>: wtf.
*** Fatalis joined #socb
Ghostcat squints at Fatalis
<Mr_Popo>: hmmm....now that the killer is gone, the monster...waitaminute!!
<Adalet>: Seamus is going to punch me in the throat!
*** Fatalis was kicked by Sev (GS 3rd CHARGE ON FACE HYAAAAA~!)
<Seamus>: Lol...
<Adalet> : LOL
<Mr_Popo>: lol
<Nelo>: LOL
<Seamus>: <3 Sev
<Ghostcat>: nice

Chat/Quote #16 +(37)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle

Chat/Quote #90 +(34)-
<Anonymous> First wall to hit was Kut Ku. The first real MONSTER in MONSTER HUNTER. I eventually beat that fucker.
Then Tiger Rex comes along and slams my fucking finger in the car door on purpose. I eventually beat his ass down too.
No its Rajang. FUUUUUUUUCK, he slammed my entire hand in the door, and connected by balls to the car battery. Then after the 10minute mark his big brother came out and proceeded to kick me in the ribs while Im down while his little bro keeps electrocuting my balls. Fuck this thing man. Fuck it hard.

Chat/Quote #270 +(34)-
<Mhfu>: How paly monster hunter freedom uinted
<DualHydra>: wow!
<Cleric: Turn the PSP on.

Chat/Quote #44 +(33)-
Seamus: Thus why lance>GL still. :D
Prime223: Can lance make things go boom seamus
Seamus: Yes.
Seamus: It's called guard poking a bomb.

Chat/Quote #23 +(28)-
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IOkung: Om
shyna66: what hpnd?
IOkung: Why did my connection ALWAYS ends with Shyna's smile Face?
shyna66: hihihi
IOkung: Maybe It's so cute it melt teh connection
IOkung: lol
Jask|2G_group: Heh, mibbit crashing?
*** T has joined #socb.
Jask|2G_group: Not hitting me.
*** :irc.mibbit.com 352 Jask|2G_group #socb Mibbit 9AF0E163.8FCC407F.4877EDA4.IP irc.mibbit.com thraadash Hr :0 http://www.mibbit.com
*** End of /WHO list.
IOkung: ...
IOkung: You're Tanking with a Lance + Guard+2 Or SOMETHING!?
Jask|2G_group: Fuck tanking.
Jask|2G_group: Evade+2 baby!
IOkung: lol
IOkung: So
IOkung: You Rolled thought Crashing?
*** ahdebus has joined #socb.
IOkung: OMG!!
IOkung: even mum didn't survive lol
Jask|2G_group: Rolling fixes everything.

Chat/Quote #335 +(27)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #140 +(25)-
tigrexXx [[email protected]] entered the room.
Ghostcat: oooh
Ghostcat: tigrex porn

Chat/Quote #319 +(25)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP

Chat/Quote #337 +(25)-
ErasableVanguard:
How to switch to manual select channel

Blakfox[Greil]:
options
in game

ErasableVanguard:
I want to play GodEaters with my friend
Okay thank your the info

Chat/Quote #68 +(21)-
<MonthOLDpickle> If there is one thing I learned in my life, its not to fuck with Unicorns.

Chat/Quote #46 +(20)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD

Chat/Quote #6 +(18)-
Ravenide: Can I get a Monob Heart from Diab?

Chat/Quote #85 +(18)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #228 +(18)-
<ya>: when i see this bitch next time il pwn him like a mtherfker
<ya>: fuck this kutku stave II
<ya>: it took me 49 mins?
<ya>: and didnt kill him
<Frogore>: Wait.
<Frogore>: Did you say kut ku stave II?
<ya>: yep
<Frogore>: ...
<Frogore>: Your using this on a plesi?
<ya>: yep
<Frogore>: ...

Chat/Quote #14 +(17)-
Arayu|Away: Technically couldn't you call 2G an "untranslated demo"?
thraadash: hahahahahaha
Jask: If they have to use 2G in the display, they must not be very far in translating
zenkuso: true, but the english version unite is gonna have less blood! woot :(
thraadash: A better than the original, demo.
Arayu|Away: Yeah...
thraadash: Or, they might be waiting for us.
thraadash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Chat/Quote #24 +(17)-
Nall: my fucking entertainment stand just cut the shit out of me
Corona: no me
Nall: who knew pre-formed wood could be so deadly
Nall: *drinks potion, poses, gets run over by raging entertainment stand* Noooo
Wandermeyer: no ME
Burlynate: *entertainment stand uses splinter ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nall: I was shifting grip while carrying it
Nall: The corners are, apparently, VERY SHARP
Nall: Green at least
Burlynate: use it against a rock, the sharpness should fall pretty quickly
Nall: You know how they say human bites are the most likely to get infected
Nall: Does putting a cut finger inside your mouth do the same thing
Burlynate: yes,
Nall: I'M GOING TO DIE
Burlynate: enjoy your e-coli
Nall: :(
Burlynate: you shouldn't have eaten that
Jask: Next time wear arm equipment.
Burlynate: with guard inc
*** Wandermeyer has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
Burlynate: or evade +2
Maverynthia: I don't think it works that way Nall, I think it has to be someone else's mouth
Burlynate: Don't read this
jfromeo: it'd be nice to see ppl rolling through cars at the street
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Burlynate: good luck w/ that, have you seen the hit boxes on those things?
jfromeo: no, but i have roll xploited some :)
Nya: I have.
Nya: First-hand.

Chat/Quote #130 +(16)-
ZackVixACD: i really hate white fata
ZackVixACD: first round is cool, second is alright, then third run I ran outof time
ZackVixACD: and I brought barrel rolls
ZackVixACD: err... barrel bombs

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