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Chat/Quote #15 +(53)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #121 +(53)-
gackto: i tink my game hates me.
aegilnet: why? don't get the drop u wanted?
gackto: yeah.
aegilnet: lol
gackto: im trying to get for jugganaut hammer
aegilnet: it only makes u stronger not getting what u want

Chat/Quote #166 +(53)-
Joao: Yah but the bad thing SoulG is I missed a month's class because of the heavy flooding.
Joao: It's my first day today.
Joao: I hope I can catch up with Flash.
SoulG: You can never catch up with Flash, hes too damn fast
ZackVixACD: Flash? Easy Joao. Bomb Material + Flash Bug.
Joao: Lol
Joao: Dang. I forgot I'm in socb lol
Mr_Popo: also, you forgot it was zack
Mr_Popo: thats easily the third or fourth time he's done that
Mr_Popo: pwned someone with unrelated MH trivia

Chat/Quote #227 +(53)-
<FoxInABox>: haha, garuga hit me with 3 poison spin in a row x3 .. so fail ..
<Mckrongs>: Fucking hell yeah.
<Mckrongs>: you call that fail?
<Mckrongs>: Try being an admin
<Mckrongs>: then losing to 2 Gendromes
<Mckrongs>: DX

Chat/Quote #11 +(52)-
DyrimTW: Don't hammer khezu with the khezu hammer
DyrimTW: bj
DyrimTW: :/

Chat/Quote #87 +(50)-
<Prime223>: kill kusha. she is easy to kill.
<Adalet|Shower>: KUSHA IS FEMALE SINCE WHEN?
<Prime223>: Idk
<superkrunch>: She clearly has a Vagina.
<ZackVixACD>: she is a bitch since she just flies around
<ZackVixACD>: oh wait no... that will make him a dick
<Adalet|Shower>: Kusha could possible be both genders.
<ZackVixACD>: Cham is a female because all she does is just sits there and takes it (hits) like a hoe...
<ZackVixACD>: but again... Kusha always blows, and gives lots of blow jobs around and stuff...
<Adalet|Shower>: So does Teostra, and he's a dude.
<Adalet|Shower>: He blows till the fire comes out.
<ZackVixACD>: well, gay dragon then
<superkrunch>: Hawt.
<ZackVixACD>: hot blow jobs
<ZackVixACD>: i guess compared to Teo, Kusha still has a lot to learn
<ZackVixACD>: as he/she only gives cold blow jobs
<Adalet|Shower>: Teo made me turn red.

Chat/Quote #249 +(50)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK

Chat/Quote #54 +(49)-
BGoodman: Can you break the blue Kut-Ku's ears with a LS?
ZackVixACD: quick, someone answer to that in a sarcastic fashion
ZackVixACD: I will do it then :/
BGoodman: :[ . I'm a noob, I know.
ZackVixACD: if the Sword is Long and the ear is blue, maybe it will cut
ZackVixACD: awww... :( that sucked
BGoodman: That did suck.
BGoodman: *breaks ears*
BGoodman: Fuck yeah.
ZackVixACD: see? see?

Chat/Quote #99 +(49)-
Sully: Same thing with trenya
Sully: He never brings me dragonmoss
Sully: He'll give me wood all day long
Sully: just no moss
Sully: lol
Sully: Hey that sounded pretty homo

Chat/Quote #9 +(48)-
thraadash: Wear a Felyne suit and charge in with a barrel filled with Nitroglycerine?

Chat/Quote #22 +(48)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot

Chat/Quote #242 +(48)-
<frondsworth>: How is everyone?
<frondsworth>: Well I'ma gonna go fail at hunting a gold rathian
<SoulG>: Good luck on failing, dear frondsworth

Chat/Quote #21 +(47)-
wapaloola: dual monoblos shouldnt be too bad
wapaloola: SHIT THATS ONE BIG MOTHERFUCKER

Chat/Quote #102 +(47)-
wapaloola: obtw its King Atlillart Sword not DKB
wapaloola: KAS!
Ninjarayu: DKB > KAS
Adalet: I like KAS better.
wapaloola: yeah
wapaloola: ever tried saying DKB?
Ninjarayu: Just because Diablos King Blade is less confusing than King Atillart Sword
wapaloola: sounds like you're sneezing
Ninjarayu: "What's DKB made of?" "Diablos, duh." "Oh. /wrist"
Ninjarayu: That's why you say it like AOL
Ninjarayu: Abbreviations =/= words
Adalet: AOL=OWL?
Adalet: AOLE?
Adalet: I DUNNO.
**Ninjarayu headfloors so hard China is seen**
wapaloola: lmao
Adalet: I wish I could do that.

Chat/Quote #20 +(45)-
Jask: They screwed up some of the item and weapon names.
wapaloola: the guy at capcom who told Nall about the London gathering actually apologized to him for the names xD

Chat/Quote #77 +(45)-
<thraadash> Wonder why they still call it Unite?
<thraadash> Seems to be missing a lot of stuff to be called Unite.
<SoulG> Because they united all the crap and left outside the gang the cool stuff?

Chat/Quote #154 +(45)-
Corona: "Kushala Daora's anagram name is AHA! A DARK SOUL"
nai: Red Fatalis's anagram name is IDEAL FARTS

Chat/Quote #13 +(44)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #129 +(41)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo

Chat/Quote #260 +(41)-
<reaper_28> i want to get a rathian plate...can you all teach me to get that ??
<reaper_28> i want to get a rathian plate...can you all teach me to get that ??
<reaper_28> hey!!
<reaper_28> #rathian
<Cleric> Go die.
<reaper_28> huhu:(
<Cleric> Seriously.
<reaper_28> cleric can you teach me how to get a rathian plate to complete my chameleos armor set??pls....
<reaper_28> cleric can you teach me how to get a rathian plate to complete my chameleos armor set??pls....
<Cleric> Stop sending the same fucking message twice.
<Cleric> And no.
<Cleric> Figure out how to get it yourself.
<Cleric> There's guides, carve guides, armor guides, monster guides.
<Cleric> ANYTHING YOU COULD FUCKING WANT FOR ANYTHING AND YOU STILL HAVE TO COME IN HERE AND SPAM MY NICK SO IT BEEPS ME AND MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRIER SO PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!
<reaper_28> ow..sory...its difficult..
<reaper_28> fuck!!
<Cleric> You have experienced the rage of Cleric.
<Cleric> Consider yourself blessed.

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