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IOkung: Om
shyna66: what hpnd?
IOkung: Why did my connection ALWAYS ends with Shyna's smile Face?
shyna66: hihihi
IOkung: Maybe It's so cute it melt teh connection
IOkung: lol
Jask|2G_group: Heh, mibbit crashing?
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Jask|2G_group: Not hitting me.
*** :irc.mibbit.com 352 Jask|2G_group #socb Mibbit 9AF0E163.8FCC407F.4877EDA4.IP irc.mibbit.com thraadash Hr :0 http://www.mibbit.com
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IOkung: ...
IOkung: You're Tanking with a Lance + Guard+2 Or SOMETHING!?
Jask|2G_group: Fuck tanking.
Jask|2G_group: Evade+2 baby!
IOkung: lol
IOkung: So
IOkung: You Rolled thought Crashing?
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IOkung: OMG!!
IOkung: even mum didn't survive lol
Jask|2G_group: Rolling fixes everything.
Chat/Quote #347 +(19)-
a hentai server becomes..ytlyberty78u90ooiuytr ewe45r6tyuiojhg fdethrk6 tlyouijh gdfrytruliyuhg y fuygil li giyg lhi bn ighl uohkh
Chat/Quote #16 +(18)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle
Chat/Quote #130 +(18)-
ZackVixACD: i really hate white fata
ZackVixACD: first round is cool, second is alright, then third run I ran outof time
ZackVixACD: and I brought barrel rolls
ZackVixACD: err... barrel bombs
Chat/Quote #339 +(18)-
Vaccaria: I'm okay with the fact that there are cheaters in MHFU and MHP3rd, which means I still have a job. But if someone, SOMEONE, just tries to cheat in MHF1, I am so done that I will be a mod just to make a new role to call them "true n00b" when they go to the #gulag, and leave the server again :V
Chat/Quote #24 +(16)-
Nall: my fucking entertainment stand just cut the shit out of me
Corona: no me
Nall: who knew pre-formed wood could be so deadly
Nall: *drinks potion, poses, gets run over by raging entertainment stand* Noooo
Wandermeyer: no ME
Burlynate: *entertainment stand uses splinter ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nall: I was shifting grip while carrying it
Nall: The corners are, apparently, VERY SHARP
Nall: Green at least
Burlynate: use it against a rock, the sharpness should fall pretty quickly
Nall: You know how they say human bites are the most likely to get infected
Nall: Does putting a cut finger inside your mouth do the same thing
Burlynate: yes,
Nall: I'M GOING TO DIE
Burlynate: enjoy your e-coli
Nall: :(
Burlynate: you shouldn't have eaten that
Jask: Next time wear arm equipment.
Burlynate: with guard inc
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Burlynate: or evade +2
Maverynthia: I don't think it works that way Nall, I think it has to be someone else's mouth
Burlynate: Don't read this
jfromeo: it'd be nice to see ppl rolling through cars at the street
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Burlynate: good luck w/ that, have you seen the hit boxes on those things?
jfromeo: no, but i have roll xploited some :)
Nya: I have.
Nya: First-hand.
Chat/Quote #69 +(16)-
Mizu[RftL]: Hopefully I won't think a Lao can dig again..
Chat/Quote #25 +(14)-
8:32 Moribaiken I am the dark lord and all shall bow before me exposing thy necks as I suck you dry!
8:33 Zedd I can't
8:33 Zedd my neck just got eated
8:33 Moribaiken Oh :o
8:33 DarkCobraSK I'm a masochist ^_^
8:33 Moribaiken I like BDSM Cobra ;)
8:33 DarkCobraSK ._.
8:33 Moribaiken Have some good vids on comp lol
8:33 mrt I would prefer it if you said "drain you of your blood" or something. "suck you dry" makes you sound like a porn star
Chat/Quote #64 +(12)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about
Chat/Quote #99 +(12)-
Sully: Same thing with trenya
Sully: He never brings me dragonmoss
Sully: He'll give me wood all day long
Sully: just no moss
Sully: lol
Sully: Hey that sounded pretty homo
Chat/Quote #177 +(12)-
<Zana> XD Los and Rathian
<Zana> ZOMG lool
<Zana> OMG :(
<Zana> DEAR GOD!
Chat/Quote #2 +(9)-
Moribaiken: I killed kut-ku whilst drunk for the first time
Moribaiken: so I believe drunk = super me!
Moribaiken: true story yo
Moribaiken: tried killin for a week couldn't
Moribaiken: then got drunk and killed em
Moribaiken: pwnd
Chat/Quote #342 +(6)-
If you see a rajang, flash bomb it! blind puck can't do shit!
Chat/Quote #5 +(5)-
Nya: There is no Los Ecoology
Nya: Only ian
eyjaynizel: But wai? =/
Nya: idk, It's pretty much assumed that all los does is kill shit and flare his massive wang around the females.
Chat/Quote #192 +(5)-
ZackVixACD: I am back at drawing hunster monter comics! Submit your ideas!
Jask: You drew one?
SoulG: Ass rape, as usual, zack
Jask: Naked man riding Gypceros, mounted on the head with the horn covering his crotch, man looking proud, Gypceros doing his flash.
Chat/Quote #7 +(1)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM
Chat/Quote #4 +(-1)-
<Corona>: Paralyze + Wrap = Win
<Corona>: Good old Arbok
<Corona>: Glare and Wrap
<Corona>: Thats all it took
<TheSeraph>: paralyze and wrap by a hot girl is one way to a good night's sleep
<TheSeraph>: my bed is soft
Chat/Quote #18 +(-2)-
HotGamerOne: dash speaks congalala language...
Sev|afk: Do congalala and blangonga speak the same language?
thraadash: Slightly different dialects.
thraadash: Like teochew and hokkien.
thraadash: Congalala more jungle, Blangonga more icelandic.
Sev|afk: So I guess the green and pink congalala speak to each other in something like american and british english?
thraadash: Congalala has more words for "Eat it and you will die". Blangonga has more words for "Eat it or you will die."
Sev|afk: I'd say rajang speaks in ebonics instead of australian
Sev|afk: yo 'sup mutha etc.
Chat/Quote #17 +(-3)-
tm10: no more beer :(
tm10: I'm going to search for more.
tm10: brb, quest.
Jask: tm is on an epic journey.
Jask: He may even die on his quest.
tm10: Drunk in the wood = MH .
tm10: I usually wear a sweater as armor and a branch as a SnS with a beer box.
Jask: Eaten by dragons, crushed by ogres, fell drunkenly down stairs and broke his neck...
tm10: just in case.
Chat/Quote #249 +(-11)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK
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