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Chat/Quote #329 +(80)-
Alguien que me ayude con el emulador no puedo ver a los jugadores.

Chat/Quote #328 +(78)-
Blaze00(aren): an GL ,LS and a DS user in the same party.
Jennie (ブラックピンク): all for a Bow and GS lmao
Blaze00(aren): this gonna be fun
Jennie (ブラックピンク): What about the pellet shots?
Jennie (ブラックピンク): damnit
Sibrilu: @Blaze00(aren) where ill join with pellets
Blaze00(aren): lol
Blaze00(aren): same gh
Jennie (ブラックピンク): oh fuck lmao
Jennie (ブラックピンク): this is going to the quotes

Chat/Quote #79 +(77)-
Shinryuu: what does felyne martial arts[l] do?
mrt: Your cat learn martial arts and is able to use hadokens.

Chat/Quote #244 +(77)-
<beast96>: daymio hermiataur help!!!!
<ShotaBot>: Hit his legs.
<ShotaBot>: trip him
<ShotaBot>: Hit his shell.
<ShotaBot>: ???
<ShotaBot>: Profit.

Chat/Quote #83 +(76)-
Jask|SortaHere: Wapa, Ceanataur Z is a very good set, and used in a lot of mixed sets
wapaloola: Yeah but I use my Narga X loads anyway
wapaloola: with sharp +1
Seamus: NarUga... there's a damn U in it.
wapaloola: not in Unite english
Kogath|MH3: Fuck Unite
Seamus: Fuck Unite.
Kogath|MH3: XD
wapaloola: XDD

Chat/Quote #323 +(76)-
Hall 2 Rathalos and rathian high

Chat/Quote #26 +(74)-

Such a friendly, good-natured, well-meaning idiot. There was just something so heartwarming and

uplifting about his stupidity sometimes, like... like you knew that if things went wrong, he'd be the

first one to screw up and get killed, and not you

Chat/Quote #57 +(74)-
Jask: Haha! I just broke Monoblos's horn just as he pulled out.
Ghostcat that's what she said!

Chat/Quote #3 +(73)-
<Drago>: G Chameleos got owned.
<Drago>: that one was FUCKING HUGE
<aegilnet>:thats what she said!

Chat/Quote #51 +(69)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #332 +(67)-
What goes around, comes around and hits your harder. And that pretty much goes for every tail spin spamming mother fuckers who hits you the second you dodge the first spin. Bastards.

Chat/Quote #334 +(67)-
There is no more humbling feeling than being HR9 with almost 700 hours in-game and still forgetting your cool drinks and well-done steaks like a noob.

I speak from experience.

Chat/Quote #58 +(63)-
Goemar: Nope, being an asshole doesn't make you a different species or sub-species, just makes you an asshole. Damn Devilblos.

Chat/Quote #10 +(62)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.

Chat/Quote #176 +(62)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you

Chat/Quote #246 +(61)-
<Ryuko> but THDS > Rajang weap
<ZackVixACD> i kept laughing when you guys got hipchecked
<ShotaBot|AHP> THDS?
<Ryuko> True howling devil slicer
<ZackVixACD> The Hard Dick Sucker
* Ryuko has kicked ZackVixACD from #socb (Ryuko)

Chat/Quote #105 +(58)-
<Iris>: no it was about monster hunter, a dumbass didn't have the sense to put away his fucking sword,
<Iris>: or to realize that he could climb small cliffs, and got stuck in the first two areas because he was a retard and stopped playing it
<Iris>: he didn't think they slash button could climb because he didnt even know to put away his fucking sword first

Chat/Quote #71 +(57)-
nick: (Joshua[away]) is now known as (Joshua)
(ZackVixACD) hey Joshua
(ZackVixACD) >=( I don't care if you are a staff! You are here, YOU TALK ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER
(ZackVixACD) OR I personally ban you!
ZackVixACD sets mode +b on Joshua and Joshua alone
(Joshua) lol
(ZackVixACD) Ah! there you are :P You talked
(Joshua) its a miracle!
(TheSeraph) omfg
(TheSeraph) joshua speaks
(Seamus) Holy crap.
(Seamus) He actually typed something.
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(ZackVixACD) man, I gotta save that apparition of Joshua
(ZackVixACD) do you think it is worthy of being quoted?
(Joshua) of course im worthy to be quoted!
(ZackVixACD) :O

Chat/Quote #253 +(57)-
Halcyon [[email protected]] entered the room.
Halcyon: Rawr
***ZackVixACD throws flashbomb at Halcyon
***ZackVixACD watches Halcyon fall out of the sky
***Revenant cuts off Halcyon's tail
***Revenant fails to get a plate
***Revenant abandons quest

Chat/Quote #121 +(55)-
gackto: i tink my game hates me.
aegilnet: why? don't get the drop u wanted?
gackto: yeah.
aegilnet: lol
gackto: im trying to get for jugganaut hammer
aegilnet: it only makes u stronger not getting what u want

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